201119
Joke of the Day
"My dentist bumped into my orthodontist. I'm sure it was acci*dental*."
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"Which US state has the smallest soft drinks? Minisoda"
"Jesse Pinkman created an app that shows which coffee shops are serving Pumpkin Spice flavored beverages... He wrote it in BASIC, Bitch!"
"[2054: We develop cheap cloning technology] [2055: Restaurant opens where you can have clones of yourself serve cooked clones of yourself]"
"A preacher visits a prison to give a sermon. All the inmates attend the service. The preacher opens with ""It brings me joy to see you all here"""
"Dark humor What is green and turns red, when you press the button? A frog in a blender"
"That awkward moment when ur mom doesn't know the words to a song so she screams ""HAIL SATAN"" & explodes"
"Jason Russel's been caught masturbating in public? Well, I guess it was Kony a matter of time before he fucked up."
"Thought it would be romantic to recreate the 12 Days of Christmas, but having 23 game birds indoors is actually a hellish nightmare."
"Do you know what girls say to a guy with a big dick? I do!"