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Joke of the Day
"Dark humor What is green and turns red, when you press the button? A frog in a blender"
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"An Asian goes to the optometrist... The optometrist says, after a moment or two: ""I see what the problem is...you have a cataract."" The Asian immediately replies: ""no no, it's a Rincon Continental."""
"Flabbergasted I was about to lay this blonde chic i met until she told me to wear a rubber coz she did not want to get HIV AGAIN!"
"Doctor, doctor, what did you say I had? Capricorn? - No, C a n c e r."
"The Seven Dwarfs The seven dwarfs were all in a hot tub. They were all feeling happy, then Happy got out."
"There is 1 type of person in the world 0. Those that program 1. Those that don't 2. NullPointerException"
"""I'm liking where this is going"" I said, pointing to a potato chip making its way toward my face."
"Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because it's pecker is on its head."
"What kind of fruit can't get married? A Cantleope"
"A man walks into a bar... and stays there my entire childhood."