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Joke of the Day
"What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg? Dr. Dre"
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"What do michael jackson and Mcdonald's have in common? they both put thirty year old meat in five year old buns"
"What did one black guy say to another black guy? We're both black guys."
"Diarrhea must be hereditary Because it runs in your jeans."
"I called the bookstore and asked if they had any books about constipation. She told me it hasn't come out yet"
"Poured my cat some almond milk & now she has bangs & drives a Prius."
"I've done a lot of volunteer work for unwed mothers. Just helping them get their start."
"Since we're talking about Vampire jokes, here's my favorite. What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month..."
"My girlfriend said she wants me to make her feel like shes the only girl in the world. So i'm gonna drop her off in the desert and leave"
"Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea? Jimmy Kim-il"