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Joke of the Day

"What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg? Dr. Dre"

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"What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care"
"Two nuns are riding bicycles in Paris... One says, ""I've never come this way before."" The other replies, ""must be the cobblestones."""
"There was a fire in the aromatherapy candle factory. Things are much calmer now."
"Dont I owe you a blow job Gimme another and Ill owe you two."
"They should make a Conservative Insurance to counter Progressive, they'll never fix anything and tell you to let Jesus take the wheel."
"Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school? Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself."
"My terrible Joke but I never forget it. A dyslexic man walked into a bra...."
"What's the difference between a whore and a truck? The truck can only take the load from behind where as the whore can take it from anywhere."