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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican with small muscles? No whey Jose."
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"I spend 90% of my time online waiting for password reset emails"
"Your secrets are safe with me because I literally won't remember them. This also applies to your birthday. Your birthdays are safe with me."
"Someone asked me if I used mustache wax. I said no, but it helps to have a runny nose."
"An app that tells you how Raven something is."
"My kid is almost old enough for social media, so we'll need to have ""the talk"" soon. You know, about your/you're and there/their/they're."
"Hey Girl, u must have gotten your steering wheel in my pants. Cause u are driving me nuts"
"If someone you know is stressed out, be sure to tell them they need to relax. You'd be surprised how many people hadn't thought of that."
"Chuck Norris invented the spoon because killing people with knives was got boring."
"Life is like a toilet paper... You're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."