20109

Joke of the Day

"Why do they call it a ""waist""? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits down there."

"The taco shop gave me napkins, don't they know I'm a professional burrito eater? That's like giving condoms to a porn star."

"*uses your voodoo doll as a tampon*"

"I experienced a rape when I was 5... The babysitter never saw it coming."

"What's the difference between an artist and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four."

"I always tell my kids that it's ok to make mistakes as long as you learn how to blame them on other people."

"What do you find with 4 Catholics? A fifth."

"So a German installs a bath around his desk... BADUMTISCH"

"What if dogs are way smarter than we think and they just play dumb so they don't have to work and pay taxes."

"Do you know why the white moves first in Chess? Because if the black moves first, the police will shoot them"