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Joke of the Day
"If your Uncle Jack helped you off a horse, would you help your Uncle Jack off a horse?"
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"Physics Joke A photon walks into a hotel and the bellman says ""can I help you with your bags?"" And the photon replies, ""no it's ok, I'm traveling light."""
"I wanted to break up, but I was a pussy... Who couldn't resist your pussy - said every man, ever. (verbatim from conversation with ex-gf today)"
"A nose walks into a bar The bartender said ""I can't serve you, you are already off your face"
"B*tch your so ugly that even the mirror showed a 404 error."
"What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!"
"I know I sound like a broken record but tomorrow I'll sound like a misfiring engine and, next week, continuous loud television static."
"A blonde walks into a library... ba dum tss thank you, thank you"
"Everyone knows Robin but not a lot of people know Batman's other sidekicks: Stealin, Burglin, Thievin"
"Growing up, I had lots of nicknames but my best would always be 'Officer! That's him over there'... It gave me my sprinter's physique."