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Joke of the Day
"If your Uncle Jack helped you off a horse, would you help your Uncle Jack off a horse?"
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"What do you call a depressed clementine on a late night walk? A meanderin' orange."
"[Police sketch artist job interview] ""How am I not qualified?"" Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo ""It's a cat actually"""
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So nobody confuses them with feminists"
"What do you call it when you forgot to use mouthwash, and it kills an otherwise pleasant evening? A ""no scope"""
"I hate it when people come in my house and say hey do you have a bathroom?NO we shit in the sink"
"Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire? A Snowman."
"I'm a girl When i get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on."
"My parents are pretty middle aged. ""So? That's pretty norm-"" *two knights bust in* ""CHILD, DOST THOU REQUEST REFRESHMENTS FROM THE TAVERN?"""
"Our son came home one day with a note from his first grade teacher: Your son bit another boy today. Is he getting enough to eat at home ?"