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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The Wheelchair"
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"I've been waiting for the bus so long, someone just stapled a lost cat flyer to my chest."
"I was buying fruits the other day... ...and somebody stole my bike but that's okay I avocado."
"[meeting GF's mom] Wow! This must be your sister! Your baby sister! *shakes keys in front of her face* I'm overselling this, aren't I?"
"Boat Bust.Out.Another.Thousand"
"your mom is so stupid.... when I said it was chilly out she ran out the door with a spoon"
"What US state is it easiest to hide a prostitute in? H-Idaho-e"
"What's the difference between Hitler and a bowl of soup? A lot of things, can you really not tell the difference?"
"A Roman walks into a bar, sticks two fingers up to the barman and says, ""Five beers please."""
"Turns out when you're asked who your favourite child is you're expected to pick from your own."