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Joke of the Day

"your mom is so stupid.... when I said it was chilly out she ran out the door with a spoon"

"What has America come to? We're letting a *black* president run the *WHITE* House!"

"If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way."

"You know the old saying: If it ain't Baroque... ...then it was probably written by more experimental composers after ~1760."

"While building a house in Kansas, Chuck Norris was dared to dig a hole as deep as he could. Chuck Norris dug so deep that the next day there were Squirrels with slanted eyes on his front lawn."

"PMS is a myth It's really just an ovary action."

"What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction? It was sold to the highest Buddha."

"I remember when going viral meant having to tell several people they better get tested."

"No evidence is good enough for a Creationist... But no evidence is good enough for a Creationist."

"How do you blind fold an asian? You put floss over their eyes!"