109343
Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke? They don't find them Hume-erous."
Next Joke
"I want to know the backstory of when an eyelash turns evil and says ""That's it. I'm done protecting the eye. I'm going in to destroy it now"""
"A wife comes downstairs before a dinner date with her husband She asks, ""Do I look fat in this dress?"" He replies, ""Do I look dumb in this shirt?"""
"One day I'll make a cure for blindness. You'll see, you'll ALL see!"
"I hope the bomber suspect is made of green screen so we can all project our most feared skin color onto him."
"Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them!"
"What's the new French flag look like? A white cross emblazoned on a white background!"
"Why do you never play uno with a mexican? Because they will steal all the green cards."
"HERE'S A KID WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS AND HIS PARENTS ARE DEAD AND YOU'LL DIE SOON TOO, BUY THINGS. - Super Bowl Commercials in a nut shell"
"What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don't ejaculate on an apple before I eat it."