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Joke of the Day

"Math puns are the first sine of insanity Title"

"What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost? The *pilot* episode."

"Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels she strikes oil!"

"Some people come into your life for a reason. Like for target practice."

"What I've learned from twitter is that if I tell a joke to 1,300 people, at least 2 will laugh."

"I fell out of a tree and landed on an antelope. I was impala'd"

"Looking up at his wife, he asked, ""Honey, Do I have trouble making up my own mind?"""

"What is this compound? Chemistry teacher drew this during class. http://imgur.com/fQyNg Don't know how to type spoilers, but maybe rot13 will do. Vg'f n cnenqbk."

"What do you call a rabbi with heart burn? Acidic Jew"

"Wife: What are you gonna do today? Me: Shower. W: ...what else? M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower."