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Joke of the Day

"How do you hide from imminent retribution? Karmaflage!"

"*goes on Facebook AGAIN* *reads 100,000th idiotic post* *thinks other people are stupid*"

"The people who designed the English language had an interesting sense of humor... I would love to meet the guy who made up the spelling for lisp."

"What dino was known for having distinguished tastes? A Connosaur"

"What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes? A friar? A chip monk?"

"What do you call a black man with no arms or legs? TRUSTWORTHY! "

"Hey, look at the bright side... oh I'm sorry, YOU don't have one of those."

"I don't get why supermodels are considered attractive. I mean they have the body of a 12 year old boy, but the face isn't as sexy."

"Whay does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed."

"WHEN I SEE ALL CAPS I READ LIKE THE PERSON IS TALKING RIGHT BY A JET ENGINE, TELLING A CIA AGENT THAT HIS PLAN WON'T WORK...IT'S TOO RISKY"