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"How do you hide from imminent retribution? Karmaflage!"
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"*I throw my hat into the ring* Oh you wanna fight do ya? *I throw my pants into the ring* Pal this is gettin' weird *I throw my skin into th"
"What's the difference between your child and your husband? At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit"
"I was helping a Spanish guy load things in his car and he kept calling me names every time I did something nice. Everytime I helped him he called me a grassy-ass."
"Me: ""This new flavour of Pringles is horrible."" Wife: ""You're eating a tube of tennis balls."""
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