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Joke of the Day
"It's cool to jump out of bed and realize you are already dressed to run to Walmart"
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"Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures? Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side."
"What do you call a female to male sex change? an addadicktomy."
"About Lily Probably a repost but I don't care: Why did Lily fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lily."
"Did you hear about the dislexic, agnostic, insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog."
"For $2.20 you can get a medium coffee and a free 14 year supplies worth of napkins at dunkin donuts."
"Plot Twist: Africa adopts Angelina Jolie"
"What do you call an elf singer? Elvish Presley"
"If you've never played Tetris, you're probably useless at loading a dishwasher."
"England fans must be pretty happy right now. They've been waiting years for their team to play like Spain."