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Joke of the Day
"If you've never played Tetris, you're probably useless at loading a dishwasher."
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"Ugh. Do I really need to register to your website to leave a comment? I just need to disagree with this asshole real quick."
"What kind of bees produce milk? Boo bees"
"A leaf blower, but for people."
"I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, ""Well, that's not going to happen."""
"I like my coffee like I like my woman. Cold and bitter."
"Today I gave my dead batteries away.... Free of charge!"
"Me: Ma'am your pet is loud. Lady: That's my baby. Me: Ma'am your pet baby is loud"
"There is a big difference between ""friends"" and ""Facebook friends"""
"What's the difference between your mom and 3 dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."