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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear Nickleback became a footbal team? They're called QuarterBack now"
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"How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn? None. They pay me to do it."
"Fact: men are never too busy for sex. It's been clinically proven, 9 out of 10 men will find time for sex while fleeing a burning building."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Austen ! Austen who ? Austen-tentatiously well off !"
"Always wash your clothes in tide Because it's way too cold out-tide"
"""Ooh, a new friend request...who the hell is Iqbal???"""
"I'm smarter than the average bear. But I'm dumber than most foxes and some of the more intelligent bears."
"What did the bull-fighter say to the upset door? What's the matador?"
"Here's a Metallica joke for you. St. Anger."
"I just finished making a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time."