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Joke of the Day

"So there I was... ...balls deep in a man's ass. He turns around and asks ""Hey, can I have a reach-around?"" So I asked, ""What are you, gay?"""

"Dance Dance Revolution is an intense game but an even more intense to-do list"

"To commemorate the day. Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You were supposed to never forget."

"The DUMBSQUAD ft. Fern a.k.a DefyingReaper77 (The Funny Life, SECOND)"

"How do computers learn to read? C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run"

"What do you call sandpaper on fire? Bernie Sanders"

"You ever been to the strip club on that ice planet? I heard it's pretty Hoth"

"What do you call a group of animals who decides to kill themselves? Mass zooicide."

"[Lions watching a romantic comedy about humans] Why doesn't he simply mount her with no apparent warning?"

"(Joke Request) A joke about penicillin I'm looking for a joke about penicillin to start off a presentation on a light note anything PG will be appreciated :)"