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Joke of the Day
"dark humor never gets old just like a kid with cancer"
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"What are some of the best comments on threads? [deleted]"
"What happened to the man that lost his left arm and left leg His political beliefs are in line with the conservative section of the political spectrum"
"*notices ham sandwich while searching inside myself* 'wait, if that's here' *son opens lunchbox to find debilitating existential malaise*"
"The movie was better than the book because I'm illiterate."
"[walking away from taco truck] WIFE: whats wrong ME: nothing WIFE: did u think the truck would be one giant taco ME: *wiping away tears* no"
"What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance? Dewalts"
"-Hi, do you have books on midget discrimination? -Yeah, look on that top shelf in the corner"
"If I contract a disease any time soon I want it to be scurvy or the plague because I'm a history buff."
"People keep telling me that they are annoyed by all my Linkin Park references... but in the end, it doesn't even matter..."