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Joke of the Day
"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar... And doesn't."
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"What's the highest rated hotel in the world? Aushwitz, 6 million stars."
"Nothing says ""I made it half-way to the American dream and gave up"" like above-ground pools."
"Well you know what they say about history. Those who don't learn from history: Those who don't learn from history."
"Did you hear about the farmer who did geometry? He was pro - tractor"
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"why did the boy drop his ice cream he was hit by a bus"
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"My girlfriend and I joke about which of us is more competitive. But, I joke about it waaaay more than her."