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Joke of the Day

"My neighbor obviously doesn't watch porn, she asked me to fix her sink 2 hours ago and I'm still fixing her sink"

"Unappreciated diet tip: If you want to lose a significant amount of weight, it's important to start out really fat."

"I just thought of a great joke!! https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/48lziv/hey_guys_i_invented_a_new_word/"

"What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain."

"My right ear keeps ringing today. It's the left ear that means your gay, right?"

"Landlocked countries with beach volleyball teams: who do you think you're fooling?"

"Just put 3 sugar cubes in my tea, and by sugar, I mean xanax, because sugar is really bad for you.."

"I used to have a part time job helping a one-armed typist write capital letters It was shift work."

"Alright, so, two Jews walk into a shower I bet you can finish this one"

"A boy asks his father The difference between up and down. His Father says 'You don't have up syndrome'."