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Joke of the Day

"A boy asks his father The difference between up and down. His Father says 'You don't have up syndrome'."

"I can't stand people who end sentences with prepositions! It just pisses me off!"

"Why did the police shoot the black insomniac? He resisted a rest."

"Gypsy marathon: runs to a lake, swims, bikes back"

"Necrophilia The insatiable urge to crack open a cold one"

"I want to make a series about the murder of an airline crew but I still have to shoot the pilot."

"*SEXIST* If the man's bathrooms on the left, where is the woman's... Even further left because they HAVE NO RIGHTS!"

"I shared a banana with my Dad today... He had the inside bit again :( (Joke courtesy of the hysterical 'Adam Hess')"

"What's the difference between a brothel and a circus? Your mother never ran away to join the circus."

"Just accidentally opened iTunes so now I can't use my computer for the next hour or so"