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Joke of the Day

"Landlocked countries with beach volleyball teams: who do you think you're fooling?"

"What do you call a Jewish wookie? Jewie get it? Chewie? from star wars?"

"What did the U.S president say before starting WW3? Nukes... You're fired!"

"stay safe this international men's day. make sure your man is at least 165 degrees in the center"

"Alright guys, hit me with your best American joke. I'm an American and I need my ego checked. Ready, GO!"

"Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake? To a weterinarian!"

"I smiled and waved at my neighbour so I bet the first thing he'll do today is buy bedroom curtains."

"Why do most Vietnamese people seem like male prostitutes? Because they pay for everything with their Dongs"

"Finally, you get a cab. The driver is a golden retriever. You hop in and hope for the best"

"Kids these days have Wikipedia... When I was a kid, all I had was a drunk uncle."