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Joke of the Day
"It's better to have loved a short man than to never have loved a tall."
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"Marriage is nature's way of preventing people from fighting with strangers."
"[at the gym] PERSONAL TRAINER: What kind of body do you want to have? ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human"
"Just unzipped skirt and my real stomach poured out. Exercise my sister says but life is too short to be running when nothing is pursuing you"
"What's the opposite of Adele? Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)"
"Why did the squirrel swim on its back? so it wont get its nuts wet"
"Made a cool logo for /r/jokes Ya like it ? "
"Kids: haha you have to work and we don't have school today Me *closing the front door* I changed the wifi password. Love you guys!"
"So I asked /r/AskScience a question... My post is not yet visible on the forum and is awaiting review from the moderator team."
"Finally, track and field. Where the men are men and the women are too..."