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Joke of the Day
"It's better to have loved a short man than to never have loved a tall."
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"What is it called when two little people get divorced? Daworfed"
"I miss my friend jack... I loved listening to music with him."
"Somebody broke into my house and stole the alarm system."
"Since the amazing rescue of the sailor found at sea after 66 days ........ ........... is there any news on the tiger, hyena, zebra and orangutan?"
"After mating, a female Praying Mantis kills & eat's the male. Guess she knows it's easier to claim life insurance rather than child support."
"the saddest part about self driving cars will be all the times people die mid trip and then ur dinner guests or pizza guy will arrive dead"
"ME: Um, I specifically requested Mary. BLOODY CARLA: Listen, do you want your eyes clawed out or not?"
"My wife said sex with me is like enjoying a piece of Fruit Stripes gum... The best 3 seconds of her life."
"I want to apologize to the person who followed me at 2:21am and unfollowed me by 6:45am. It was a wild ride, and I will miss you."