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Joke of the Day
"I thought I understood the Saying ""When Pigs Fly"". but then, the Swine Flu."
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"if you don't like my new 'southern belle' style of talking i got half a mind to give you the vapors"
"Willie saw some dynamite, Couldn't understand it quite; Curiosity never pays: It rained Willie seven days."
"What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog? A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue."
"Now I ain't saying she a gold digger, but she out in the field with a shovel & idk man she's diggin for somethin. Oh burying a body? Ok then"
"Why was the ghost uneducated? He was too ghoul for school"
"The Real Pink Panther Joke What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug? Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt"
"""How did you get those scars?"" [Flashback to me running into a glass door] They're from Cage fighting."
"A new and better nail clipper was invented today What a cutting-edge technology it is"
"I ran a marathon in 2011 if you add it all up probably."