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Joke of the Day
"Do you ever think Mr. Whole is sick of tourism ads targeting his family?"
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"A Scotsman walks into a bar usually he is with an Englishman, an Irishman and a Welshman but they are all in France for the Euros."
"The memory foam in my mattress is probably wishing it could forget me."
"What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge? Elvis Parsley"
"Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine? A: It depends on the age."
"I took two years of anger management courses Now I'm the manager of four brand new anger stores"
"Frownie wink wins for most confusing emoji ;("
"My mate Jim says I might be schizophrenic... which is weird because I don't have a mate called Jim."
"The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar."
"I asked my wife to tell me something that would make me laugh and cry at the same time... Apparently out of all my friends I have the biggest dick."