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Joke of the Day
"morning air, meet nipples. nipples, meet everyone"
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"Whats a Porn Stars Favorite Drink? 7up in cider."
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"I was making out with my girlfriend in my car when she said ""OOH DARMOK!! KISS ME DOWN WHERE IT SMELLS!"" ...so I drove her to New Jersey."
"How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke? Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it."
"I saw a woman with no arms today... ...she was statuesque."
"What's the useless skin around a vagina called? A woman."
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"PR manager, philosopher, translator and a journalist walk into a bar The Bartender says: ""Hey Tony! Four bachelor's degrees, but still no luck finding a job?"""
"A little boy told his mom that he wants to be like Donald trump when he grows up Mom: Well pick one, you cant be both"