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Joke of the Day

"My sex life is such a disaster... My sex life is such a disaster that last night the Red Cross showed up with coffee and doughnuts."

"What do you call having sex with someone with herpes? *A bumpy ride*"

"What did the nucleus say to get the electron up? Up and atom!"

"So a banana gets a job, how much does he make? Not that much he's working for scale."

"Roy Hodgson has some really important decisions to make now. Like if he wants a window or aisle seat."

"I was born in the USA... ..some parts imported from China, though."

"Scientists have grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish. The results speak for themselves."

"Jay Z should give credit to those who came before him ...like Sandra Dee and Danny Kaye"

"Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint? It was a Free Radical."

"What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub? Throw in a load of laundry, and soap"