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Joke of the Day

"What did the nucleus say to get the electron up? Up and atom!"

"So how was the tourettes convention? SHIT"

"I knew my girlfriend was cheating on me when she texted me saying ""I'm out for dinner with my friend Emma"" because Emma was lying beside me in bed"

"What does a Gorilla learn first in school? The Apey-cees!"

"""Hey, your fly's down"" Oh shit.. *pets fly's head* you'll be alright little buddy, chin up.. we'll get you some new wings"

"What is a pirate's favourite letter? He doesn't have one. He's illiterate."

"Did you hear the Bill Clinton has given up the saxophone? He traded it for the hormonica."

"If your dog & your baby are fighting, it's important to leave them to it so that a pack leader can be established."

"[Dirty] Some more dirt was mysteriously added to my garden last night... The plot thickens"

"Have you heard the new yoga joke? It's kind of a stretch..."