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Joke of the Day

"Jay Z should give credit to those who came before him ...like Sandra Dee and Danny Kaye"

"[First Date] Me: I can't believe we're on a date! It's not cause my fathers rich is it? Him: No. He's very handsome too Me: CHECK PLEASE"

"I was speaking to a computer technician. ""How do you make a motherboard?"" I asked him. He said, ""Tell her about my job."""

"Mario's brother died... But he was still able to contact him through a Luigi board."

"What do you call a dog that harasses kids? A pit bully!"

"Blacksmith asked, do you have any experience in horseshoeing? ""Yes, I once told a horse to fuck off."""

"Joseph confronts Mary... Joseph: ""Mary, I've heard you've been prostituting your body through the town!"" Mary: ""Don't worry, Joseph. I was just trying to make a little prophet."""

"What's the difference between a cockroach and the Japanese? A nuke won't kill a cockroach"

"""Happy birthday! "" - Oh wow! A necklace! I love- wait... Did you get me a fake diamond? ""Well, it's not really your 29th birthday either"""

"What do you call a root beer in a square glass? Beer"