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Joke of the Day
"I keep hearing this phrase a lot around here: Echo Chamber"
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"Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."
"My girlfriend broke up with me for my obsession with touching pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now."
"Star Wars 7 is when they all realize that they are just Andy's toys."
"There are two types of people in the world: Those who like pastries... And those who donut."
"What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl? They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)"
"One fun thing about having a crappy car is abruptly shutting off the air conditioner on the highway and pretending you have a hyperdrive."
"Found a bag of weed in my son's bedroom, absolutely horrified! The thing was practically all stems and seeds."
"Why did the.. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side"
"What happened to the pie dish that got arrested? He was foiled."