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Joke of the Day

"what do you call a cheap circumsion A rip off"

"There's a thin line between ""I should do a status update about that"" and ""I should talk to a therapist about that""..."

"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman"

"Masturbation is great. - I know that from first hand experience."

"In no particular order = In exact order, but I don't want to piss off the people I put at the end."

"I've always wanted to be in a circle jerk, but nobody else was interested... So I started cloning myself, and now I've come full circle!"

"Maybe she's born with zits, maybe it's methamphetamine"

"Snake walks into a bar. And the bartender says ''How did you do that?''"

"Me: ""Bond."" *lowers sunglasses* ""James Bond."" Cashier: ""You've been doing that for 35 minutes. Are you going to buy the sunglasses or not?"""

"What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public? A private tooter"