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Joke of the Day

"What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common? They both say the same jokes over and over again."

"Pretty sure California's water crisis could have been solved with the number of dropped ice cubes that I've lazily kicked under the fridge."

"That kid looks like me. Somebody should warn him."

"What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore? Because that I totally get."

"A man got hit in the head with a drink... It's okay, though; it was a soft drink."

"(Interview) Says here on your resume that you're unpredictable. (I take a squirrel out of my pants dressed as Batman) ""That's a rumor""."

"How do you take the letter ""f"" out of the word ""way""? There is no f in way"

"Why were there coffe beans at the subway station? Because they were under-ground."

"You are what you eat Asshole"

"Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon"