200749

Joke of the Day

"So Mickie Mouse says to Minnie, ""I want a divorce... To which Minnie replies, ""Are you fucking crazy!?"" Mickie says ""No, I'm fucking Daisy"""

"what I love about whole foods is you can fit $50 worth of groceries in a stylish evening clutch"

"My wife went into labor this morning and I was excited until I saw that it's somebody's birthday on FB that I didn't like."

"Have you noticed that jokes starting with have you noticed' are usually shit!"

"Why does black lives matter affect the postal service? They have white mail privilege."

"I was going to say a gay joke but fuck it."

"What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on? Vin Diesel! : D Source: http://youtu.be/DmI_PcJQ6Wo"

"Why did Jesus get a ticket? He tried to skip the Cross walk."

"It's impossible to run in campsites. You can only ran. Because it's past tents."

"shaggy: hey scoob where's my burger scooby: ruh roh shaggy: great danes only live 8 years you know scooby: ruck roo"