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Joke of the Day
"what I love about whole foods is you can fit $50 worth of groceries in a stylish evening clutch"
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"Where do the Japanese store defective mannequin feet? In bent-toe boxes."
"My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. . . My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him ""What was the name of his other leg?"""
"What do a dead vibrator and a moving bus have in common? You can't get off."
"Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant? Because they use their head."
"As a kid I always wanted to be a conductor ... Now I think it requires too much training."
"Want to hear a dirty joke?[NSFW] How do you catch a girl...IN A BOOBIE TRAP!!!!!!"
"How do you find a black person? Guilty."
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"You can't name your dog Jeff, that's illegal"