200729
Joke of the Day
"Waiter there is a cockroach on my steak ! They don't seem to care what they eat do they sir !"
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"My wife and I were happy for 20 years.. ..then we met."
"Cooking two tortillas at the same time like some kind of Mexican DJ."
"Why did God create the orgasm? So women can moan even when they are happy."
"Me: This infomercial is so stupid. *10 mins later* Me: So all I have to pay on the 2nd one is the shipping and handling?"
"When does it rain money? When there's change in the weather."
"Pretty cool how there are athletes preparing to head to the Olympics in a little over a month and I just got winded making my bed."
"I'm an Obama supporter but there's no escaping the harsh truth that Batman v Superman happened on his watch."
"Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition... ...and discovered that he'd gravely misunderstood the objective."
"How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife? Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you."