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Joke of the Day

"Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore. It's too crowded."

"My 7 year old son told me ""You're the most beautiful mommy ever!"" I asked him what he did and where's he hiding it."

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, I have that vinyl at home."

"ME{from upstairs}: Honey, I'm gonna take a Buble bath WIFE: You mean bubble bath, dear ME: Right MICHAEL BUBLE: Are you getting in or what?"

"What does the parrot thinks as he looks at the newspaper in the bottom of his cage? ""Same old shit"""

"In the very first line of the song, Pitbull claims he works very hard. He then rhymes ""Kodak"" with ""Kodak."""

"I usually like telling jokes, But I always seem to punch up the fuckline."

"Why did the bi-sexual bear see a psychiatrist? He was a bi-polar bear"

"Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school? Everyone kept saying it was back to school time."

"How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan? Take away its brooms."