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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Trying to fit in."
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"Dear son, your art is getting you nowhere. Do something with your life. With love, Alois Hitler."
"If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped What's a tiger ? A stri-ped !"
"[Joker has Robin tied up] ""If you want to see the Boy Wonder alive, come to the old-"" ""Nope. Also he's allergic to peanuts. Like real bad."""
"What do you call a Hispanic midget? A paragraph. He's too short to be called esse."
"FUN PRANK: Bump into Kanye in public, pretend you don't recognize him, and say ""EXCUSE ME ORDINARY CITIZEN"" Then watch how mad he gets."
"I get Bi with a little help from my friends."
"What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat? A vegetarian."
"If you don't have a Facebook account, all your high school friends just assume you died."
"What's the difference between Hitler and Donald Trump? One made a killer microwave."