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Joke of the Day

"What degree did the butt get? A Master of Fine Farts"

"What do you call 5 black people having sex in the 1800's? A threesome."

"How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb? **None**. They operate in the **dark**."

"Congratulations to Amy Winehouse... ...on six months of sobriety."

"Why Couldn't Anyone Understand The Mute Mathematician's? They didn't speak sine language."

"Be alert! The world needs more lerts"

"I love it when I run into people I know at my psychiatrist's office... Because I'm like, ""Hey, you're crazy too? Cool."""

"Ate too much salad today so I'm going on an Oreos cleanse tomorrow."

"Cop: You know why I pulled you over sir? Me: Because you suck at finding rapists, murders, molesters, thieves, and arsonists?"

"What's the most popular game at a nursing home? Guess who"