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Joke of the Day
"What degree did the butt get? A Master of Fine Farts"
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"I finally stopped the annoying noise in my car. I just opened the door and shoved her out."
"What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet ? A bee is an aeroplane !"
"What do you get if you cross Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Phillip? Killed in a Parisian tunnel."
"My cat's tongue is like a little piece of sandpaper. I'm scratched to hell but this floor is almost finished."
"Then there was the guy who fell into a vat of molten optical glass afterdrinking too much. Just two glasses, and look what a spectacle he made ofhimself."
"I used to hate the square root of -1 but then I realized I was just imagining things."
"why can't a bike stand on its own its two tired."
"Edgy? You are seriously describing WINE as ""edgy""? Vodka with Xanax and a side of knife fight is edgy. This is Welch's."
"What do you call a cat on fire? A fur-nace"