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Joke of the Day

"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches."

"I am tired of the joke where the 3rd person to be granted a wish uses it to somehow cancel out the wishes of his 2 friends who just wished in front of him. What variation on a joke are you tired of?"

"What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line."

"My 42 yr old friend is dating a 24 yo guy, she caught him cheating so she took away his play station for a week"

"''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde. ''No'' said the brunette. ''Okay'' said the blonde ''you start.''"

"What do you call a cheap circumcision A rip off."

"Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual? Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad."

"What do you call beef that's been burned? A mis-steak."

"What does Sean Connery do with his quiche? He opensh hish doorsh with them."

"Press Release: ""Big thank you to Adrian Peterson and Ray Rice"" Sincerely, Tony Stewart's PR Team"