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Joke of the Day
"My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her"
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"What did the right eye say to the left? There's something between us that smells.. *drops mic*"
"Hey baby I put the sex, in dyslexic ;)"
"A grasshopper walks into a bar And the bartender says ""I have a shot named after you"" The grasshopper replies ""you have a shot named Steve?!"" My bartender friend told me this, thought I should share"
"Monday: forearms Wednesday: forearms Friday: forearms Sunday: forearms --Popeye's gym schedule"
"My son is suspended? Yes, in-school suspension. So he goes to school? Yes, but he's suspended. Suspended IN THE SCHOOL? Yes. Idiot."
"Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber? Because it's a First Order approximation."
"(child accidentally being born in butcher shop) Shirtless mother: what should we name him? Father: um..*looks around room* a..bra...ham"
"Obama wants another chance"
"Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy? Because he thought his daddy was his mummy."