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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber? Because it's a First Order approximation."

"How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronouce unionized"

"Worst part about getting a phone call is the 12 seconds you can't use your phone as you wait for it to stop ringing."

"What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it."

"My therapist said that I second guess myself too much. [deleted]"

"Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd Never Forget"

"Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking about retiring? He decided to stick it out for another year."

"If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ? A lid !"

"Making a frisbee out of bread. Let's see how those bloody pigeons deal with that!"

"What is DJ Khaled's Favorite Number? 11 because it has another one"