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Joke of the Day
"What made the cable guy late? There was a cord-eal"
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"What two planets should we keep clean? Earth and Uranus."
"What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song? ""Don't you want some bunny to love"""
"Teacher: ""Simon, can you say your name backwards?"" Simon: ""No Mis"""
"[first date] OK don't let her know you're a snail Waiter: Would you like some salt? [flips table over] OH HELL NO [bolts out real slowly]"
"Dr Watson asks Sherlock Holmes... ""Holmes, why are you spreading fruit juice on my buttocks?"" ""Lemon entry dear Watson, Lemon entry"""
"Transjenner"
"What do you see when the pillsbury doughboy bends over? Doughnuts"
"What's the difference between black people and cancer? Cancer got Jobs"
"Did I ever tell you the story about Lola? I wont do it with family around."