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Joke of the Day

"What do you see when the pillsbury doughboy bends over? Doughnuts"

"What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD? A trip without kids."

"Looking at our latest Comcast bill and I can only pray that our daughter has zero aspirations for college"

"The scariest room in a haunted house would be filled with people you haven't seen since high school asking what you've been up to these days"

"What do you give to a man that had everything? Antibiotics"

"For as long as that song was, you'd think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once..."

"If you have a daughter, let her marry a programmer. They are men with codes."

"Just like Jesus joke (NSFW) Came up with this: If I were gay and had sex with a jewish guy I'd be just like Jesus. Because I came into Jerusalem ridding on an ass."

"I Enjoyed Your Joke, soue13, I've Also Come Up With One. At Age 25.. Did you guys hear about the dried grape at the party last night? He was really RAISIN the roof!"

"Properly relocating a cavewoman Q: Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair? A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt."