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Joke of the Day
"What do you see when the pillsbury doughboy bends over? Doughnuts"
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"What do you call a body builder? Jim."
"What do call an epileptic person in a cabbage patch? Caeser salad."
"""Hey man, for our grammer project, do you think we might get an A?"" ""We shall C"""
"Apparently my friends came up with this joke about my penis but nobody will tell me it... They keep telling me it's too long"
"Why the long face? ""A horse walks into the bar and the bartender comes over and says, 'Why the long face?'"" - Not my original for sure, but always makes me smirk."
"Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice"
"how do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? one will see you later, and the other in a while"
"What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA? Kicked out of the zoo."
"Considering our obsessions with cats and emojis, the internet really is the new ancient Egypt."