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Joke of the Day
"Women are like pizza... They're better hot, but still good when they are cold."
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"A boy bought some Tesco burgers from the canteen, The dinnerlady asked what he wanted on them. The boy replied: ""I'll have 5 each way!"""
"Do you want to have a home? You need a ho and you need me"
"After hearing a lot of Oscar Pistorius jokes I find them disgusting. Frankly I won't stand for them and neither will he."
"The device will work much better, if you turn it on."
"I'm surprised the sloths made it to the ark in time."
"""Ok J Lo, we have a movie for you."" ""Is the male lead obsessed with me?"" ""Yes."" ""I'll do it."""
"Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye Use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're literally Hitler"
"nothing at all 1. test 1 2. test 2"
"A hamburger and french fries walk into a bar... The bartender looks at them and says, ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""