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Joke of the Day
"Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?"
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"An artilleryman says what? What? Right. What? What. He says what. What?"
"New bum For my birthday, I'm asking for a new bum. My old one's got a crack in it"
"What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Udder disaster."
"Its so busy at work... I feel like a priest and all my tickets are altar boys, I need to touch them all."
"What did the palestinians give Yasser Arafat when he died? A 21 stone salute!"
"What is the common point between spinach, and Sodomey? Even with butter, children still do not like it."
"There is a button on my microwave that says ""super clown"" and I do not ever push that button"
"Cats are not mentioned in the Bible because they wrote it."
"*incoming text* ""hey bud can I crash at ur place"" Sure come on over *sound of approaching airplane*"