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Joke of the Day
"What did the palestinians give Yasser Arafat when he died? A 21 stone salute!"
Next Joke
"""I do not negotiate with terrorists!"" said me, everyday, multiple times a day, to my children."
"[speed dating] HER: So what do you- ME: How fast can you order a pizza? HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT"
"Why can't I get mobile reception in my house, yet a terrorist can upload his videos from a cave in Afghanistan?"
"My neighbor just planed an orange tree. I told him, ""That's a strange color for a tree."""
"It might be just me but CSI seems a little like Scooby Doo for old people."
"Of course he's a ""jolly"" rancher. He's herding candy. I'd be fucking delightful if that were my job."
"I joined the DNA this week . . . The National Dyslexic Authority"
"Sure, white people cant say they ""N"" word but atleast we can say phrases like "" thanks for the warning, officer"" and ""hey dad"""
"A fruit truck just crashed on the highway It caused a major traffic jam."