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Joke of the Day
"What did the palestinians give Yasser Arafat when he died? A 21 stone salute!"
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"I'm always Frank with my partners. I don't want them knowing my real name now do I?"
"Just accidentally used ""then"" instead of ""than"" and now I know what it feels like to be imperfect! Weird!"
"How many white people can you fit in a can? Crackers don't come in cans, they come in boxes!"
"(During Chemistry) Teacher, let me tell you a joke about Potassium K."
"So I was eating out this girl one time... And then I tasted horse cum, and said ''Grandma that's how you died''"
"You're trapped in a room with a tiger a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? You shoot the lawyer. Twice."
"As a child I had difficulty putting things down It's a habit I can't seem to let go."
"I am against animal testing because there is nothing crueler than forcing a living creature to smell like Axe Body Spray."
"When your sitting in a Chevy and you feel something heavy Anybody know any silly diarrhea rhymes?"