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Joke of the Day

"Just tried to read an article that wasn't a list. Bunch of words, no GIFs, and it required me to think?? 0/10 would not recommend."

"Coke Zero Pepsi One Well played Pepsi."

"""I got this."" Translated: I most certainly do not have this, but prepare to be thoroughly entertained."

"I'm the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed."

"I tried to teach my grandma how to eat noodles with chopsticks She accidentally made a sweater."

"What does a Lamb say after the Chinese New Year celebration? Baaaah bye!"

"What do you call a psychic midget that just escaped prison? A small medium at large."

"Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic... ...and so am I."

"What is your favorite joke about women? Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove."

"Life is scary; at least the salary is funny."