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Joke of the Day

"Three words What are three words that kills a guy's confidence... ""Is it in?"" Three words to kill a girl's confidence... ""I don't know"""

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? You would think it's 'R' but it's really the 'C'."

"Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ? Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !"

"Why do women only use putters while playing golf? Because women can't drive."

"A detective tries to find to where his clothes were stolen It was a brief case."

"Maybe if Red Bull gave me buffalo wings i'd give a shit."

"I have decided to start a strict vegetarian diet Starting tonight I will enjoy a nice thick steak. Cows are the most delicious of the strict vegetarians"

"The Asian father reads his son's report card, where he finds a ""B"". ""B is for Burger King, where YOU'LL WORK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!"""

"Football player Michael Sam got picked up by the Cowboys... He's the first openly gay cowboy since Jake Gyllenhaal in Brokeback Mountain."

"Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter!"