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Joke of the Day

"Three words What are three words that kills a guy's confidence... ""Is it in?"" Three words to kill a girl's confidence... ""I don't know"""

"What do you call a handjob in chemistry? Strokeiometry"

"They just discovered a lesbian dinosaur and are calling it... Lickalotapus."

"Why haven't any subscribers to r/TheRedPill played Overwatch yet? They don't play the beta."

"If I had a nickel for everytime I was 10 cents short for a beer, I'd have become an alcoholic."

"Did you hear about the bloke who tried to kiss his girlfriend in the fog and mist."

"My house looks like I'm losing a game of Jumanji."

"Do mermaids clean the sea or how does that work?"

"So I met this hooker who said she'd do anything for ten bucks . Guess who got his yard cut?"

"Nic Cage was a straight A highschool student but he slacked off one semester. When he got his report card, he shouted ""Bs! Not the Bs!"""