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Joke of the Day
"According to NASA Size DOES matter."
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"How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They rearranged the furniture."
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"Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket? Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)"
"I couldn't find you any new tampons. but I managed to pull a few strings..."
"[preppin for rap battle] *pops retainer out* dont wanna give him any ammunition *takes off suspenders* that should do it *rollerblades away*"
"POLICE CHIEF: They call him the copycat killer ONE OF THE COPS (mocking tone): They call him the copycat killer [everyone looks at him] Oops"
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"I got fucked by a priest 20 years ago.... ....He said ""you may now kiss the bride""."