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Joke of the Day
"Why does everybody love honey? Because it never gets old."
Next Joke
"My twin brother is a retarded thief. He stole my chromosome."
"Friend: [showing baby photos] Me: Ah yes, very baby"
"Where do you buy a baby? Hole Foods."
"TIME TRAVELER: I'm here from the future ME: Really? Who wins the election? TT: Omg it's such a disgrace ME: You need to be more specific"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see the idiot. Knock knock *Who's there?* The chicken..."
"Do you like Knock Knock jokes? Because I believe that the inventor of the knock knock joke deserves a 'No-bell' prize."
"accidentally called the guy at the oil change place ""mom"""
"OK - who knows their Soupy Sales lines? I'll give you the set-ups, you give us the lines."
"Obama proved a black man can even be president.. And that no matter how high up a black man gets he can't get out of government housing!"