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Joke of the Day

"It takes a big man to admit his mistakes. It takes a bigger man to fix them. It takes an enormous man to close down a Chinese buffet. High-5"

"why are bouquets only for flowers? why not a bouquet of hot dogs. or a bouquet of hot dogs with ketchup. or a bouquet of hot dogs with musta"

"Joke i heard between 2 airport janitors. A:""where are you going?"" B:""to the toilet, where else can one go in an airport?"" --- I would like to add that my emotional response was mixed."

"A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other."

"What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant praying mantis."

"What do you call two debunked ghost sightings? A pair'a'normal activities."

"A nihilist was robbed at gunpoint. Nothing of value was stolen."

"""Hey left ball!""...""What, right ball?"" Who's the penis in betweenus?"

"What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na nas"

"I'm a low maintenance girlfriend. Just bring me a bouquet of cats."