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Joke of the Day

"What did the Gay techie say? I do queries."

"Why do women love men who work with Horses? Because those men have got Stable jobs."

"Whats the difference between a dead baby and an apple? You dont cum on the apple before you eat it...."

"Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!"

"The kids were really suprised when I put ginger in their curry... ...they really *did* love that cat. > Stolen from a recent episode of *Match Of The Day*"

"Just purchased one of those wigs that lawyers in England wear to put on when I have an argument with my wife."

"How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright."

"A lady got off the train so I finished her crossword. Turns out she'd just gone to the toilet and now she's back and she hates me."

"My 4yo: Dad, you're old, right? Me: I'm not that old. 4: You're not new. Me: Go to bed."

"And the LORD said unto John... ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and had to eat the biscuit[.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soggy_biscuit)"